![]() ![]() WIFE: He brought me flowers! When’s the last time you brought me flowers?! HUSBAND: I’m trying to pork her in the rear. Your father and I need some time alone.įIRST HUSBAND: Hi, Honey! I’m … what’s going on here?! What are you doing to my wife?! SON: The Big Game?! No way! I love you, Dad!ĭAUGHTER: What about me? I hate baseball.ĭAUGHTER: A hundred dollar bill?! You’re the greatest! SON: You’re not my father! You’re a fake! An imposter! Children! Children, meet your new father. HUSBAND: It looks like you’ve got plenty to spare! Can we have sex now? WIFE: What if I lose my boobs? Will you leave me too? ![]() But I have to be honestit was mainly the boobs. WIFE: You left because she lost her boobs? I’m a boob man, so it was completely unworkable. She had boobs until the baby was born, but he sucked them right off. WIFE: Will you constantly try to pork me in the rear? WIFE: Watch football or do me in the kitchen? WIFE: Shingle the roof or buy a new house? ![]() WIFE: Would you do your own laundry or wait for me to do it. WIFE: Any history of baldness in your family? WIFE: Well … if you went to the trouble of writing it … I … I wouldn’t want it to go to waste. WIFE: My … my husband hasn’t brought me flowers in almost fifteen years. HUSBAND: They’re orchidsa symbol of rare beauty and eternal lovemy love for you. HUSBAND: Oh! I almost forgot! I brought you flowers! But you can’t just walk in here and expect us to WIFE: Look, I’m … I’m sorry your life is so boring. HUSBAND: Perfect! I love technology! All those little gadgets and stuff! It’ll be great! It has to be more exciting than the one I’ve been coming home to for the past fifteen years. HUSBAND: I pass it every day on my way to work, so I thought today I’d give it a try. And then, on the way home, suddenly it hit to mewhy come home to the same old boring wife and house and kids and dog when I could try something new? HUSBAND: It was awful! Just like every other day! Same old boring job. HUSBAND: Aren’t you going to ask how my day was? WIFE: Don’t touch me! I’ll scream! I’ll call the police! WIFE: Who are you? What are you doing in my house?! Preferences. VTG will try to assign participants as writers, directors or cast based on their preferences.CHARACTERS WIFE HUSBAND SON DAUGHTER FIRST HUSBAND/DOG Rehearsals. Rehearsing will take place at Hawkins Church, not at VTG.Ĩ. Selecting a Winner. Audience will vote on best show.ħ. Any sound effects must be provided by the director/cast.Ħ. Any special lighting (strobe effects etc.) must be handled by the director/cast and require minimal set-up. Any other set pieces used should require minimal (<5min.) set-up. A table and three chairs will be provided backstage. ![]() Additional props may be provided by the director/cast.ĥ. Props. Each participant must bring one prop for the shows. Cast. Cast members must be in the 9th grade or older.Ĥ. Directors will select their cast by lot.ģ. Directors. Directors get ~12 hours to rehearse the play. Writers will avoid foul language and strong sexual references in their scripts.Ģ. Each play must include 2 Shakespeare quotes and the writers will inform VTG the quote and name of play Saturday Morning. The VTG will not be available for writing. Writers will each select one director by lot. Writers. Writers get ~12 hours to write a ten-minute play for the assigned cast and props. Directors will provide a copy of the script with any light cues needed for the Light Board Operator.ħ:00 pm Call for all participants, all showsġ. Rehearsals begin at Hawkins Church.Ħ:00 pm All participants gather at VTG for further rehearsals and a tech-through of each play. Playwrights meet with Directors and Actors for a first read-thru of the scripts. If you are unable to provide 5 copies, please let VTG know so that arrangements can be made. Actors are then released and Playwrights go home to begin writing.ĩ:00 am Playwrights arrive with 5 copies of their finished scripts and draw for performance order. Actors draw from a hat to randomly select the prop/costumes to be incorporated into the play. Directors draw from a hat to randomly select Actors. Playwrights draw from a hat to randomly select Directors. The second-annual VTG ten-minute play project in 2011ħ:00 pm All participants bring 1 prop and will meet at VTG for introductions and orientation. The first-annual VTG ten-minute play project in 2010 Registration forms due no later than February 1st!Ĭast: adults, teens, and children, 9th grade and older Registration Form for 10 minute play project – third year (PDF) ![]()
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